Ray Quote #1179
Quote from Ray in Ally's Birth
[flashback:]
Ray: Wait a minute, which way are you going?! This is the L.I.E.! I said to take the bridge!
Robert: Look, I know what I'm doing. I- Uh-oh.
Debra: What "uh-oh"? Why "uh-oh"?
Ray: Well, there seems to be a little traffic.
Debra: Traffic! Traffic!
Ray: Bridge! I said the bridge!
Robert: All right, there- There must be an accident up ahead!
Ray: Well, go around them! Put your siren on!
Robert: There's no room to move! A siren would just annoy people! Maybe the bridge would have been faster.
Ray: Would have been faster to put a stamp on her butt and mail her.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Ally's Birth’ Quotes
Quote from Debra
[flashback:]
Frank: Well, what do you do?! Don't you have to go away from here?
Ray: Oh, no! I don't have a route mapped out to the hospital from here.
Debra: Shh, be quiet! I don't want Marie to know! Let's just get out of here.
Ray: What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not going to tell my mother?
Debra: After we're in the hospital and well under way, then you can tell her.
Ray: What's well under way?
Debra: Kindergarten. I don't want her in my delivery room!
Ray: Maybe she could just bring cookies?
Debra: I am going to bite your nose right off.
Quote from Ray
[flashback:]
Nurse: Excuse me, we can't hold your mother back any longer. She just turned over a gurney.
Ray: Okay, let them in. We should keep the baby between us and her like a shield.
Quote from Ray
[flashback:]
Ray: Deb, Deb, just wait a minute.
Debra: What?
Ray: We've been having sex every day for the last three months. I'm starting to feel like a piece of meat.
Debra: Okay. [kisses Ray]
Ray: Boy, you really want a kid, huh?
Debra: What do you mean? Don't you?
Ray: Yeah, you know... I don't know.
Debra: Well, what? I mean, wasn't this the plan? We've been trying for three months. Aren't you the one that said you wanted a little Ray or Raymona?