Ray Quote #759
Debra: I just don't know why looks are so important! I don't care how you look.
Ray: What does that mean?
Debra: Nothing.
Ray: No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I mean, you always used to say, "Oh, you're so cute." I'm still cute, right?
Debra: Ray, your being cute has nothing to do with your appearance.
Ray: Then what the hell is it?
Debra: Oh, nothing. I just meant, you know, I don't care if you've gone, like, soft in the middle or your hairline's receding and you have this concave ass. Cute is just who you are!
Ray: Concave?! Hey, these jeans are relaxed fit. If they were regular, my ass would come alive!
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Boob Job’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: See, I expect this from Frank, but you boys have no reason to have any interest in such things.
Frank: Why not?
Marie: Because I never nursed them.
Frank: What the hell are you talking about?
Marie: Everybody knows that if you breastfeed boys when they're babies they're gonna grow up to be obsessed with breasts.
Robert: That's why you didn't breastfeed me?
Frank: That, and the two of you were almost the same height. We were gettin' looks.
Quote from Ray
Ray: All right. I like you and your breasts.
Debra: And I like you and your breasts.
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Debra: What?
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What'd you say breasts for?
Debra: You just said it.
Ray: Yeah, but you have breasts. I don't have breasts.
Debra: Pecs, I meant to say pecs.
Ray: I know what you said and I know what you meant. You meant my sagging breasts. I've had three kids too, you know.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh, God. I am so sick of this juvenile preoccupation with boob size and perkiness and cleavage and... I've had three kids, you know? These are not just for show. These were working breasts.
Ray: Come on, honey. Oh, come on. You say that like they're retired. They're still useful. They can do some occasional consulting work.