Debra Quote #213
Debra: So she's showing me around upstairs, right? And I say how great she looks. I didn't really think she looked that great, but she was wearing this tight little outfit. So anyway she says, "I had a little work done" And I said, "Oh?" And she says, "Yeah, what do you think?" And she goes like this [pushes breasts out]
Ray: You're kidding.
Debra: No! Then she shuts the door and lifts up her blouse!
Ray: What?! Aw, well where the hell was I?!
Debra: So I said, "Wow." And she says, "They are so natural. Go ahead. Touch."
Ray: [gasps] She wants you.
Debra: No. She was, like, acting all proud. She tells me the whole story. How she drops the kids off at school, has it done in the morning, she's home in the afternoon. It was unbelievable.
Ray: Yeah, unbelievable. I'm down here eating balls of crap and you get- You get "Come in, Tokyo."
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Boob Job’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: See, I expect this from Frank, but you boys have no reason to have any interest in such things.
Frank: Why not?
Marie: Because I never nursed them.
Frank: What the hell are you talking about?
Marie: Everybody knows that if you breastfeed boys when they're babies they're gonna grow up to be obsessed with breasts.
Robert: That's why you didn't breastfeed me?
Frank: That, and the two of you were almost the same height. We were gettin' looks.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh, God. I am so sick of this juvenile preoccupation with boob size and perkiness and cleavage and... I've had three kids, you know? These are not just for show. These were working breasts.
Ray: Come on, honey. Oh, come on. You say that like they're retired. They're still useful. They can do some occasional consulting work.
Quote from Ray
Ray: All right. I like you and your breasts.
Debra: And I like you and your breasts.
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Debra: What?
Ray: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What'd you say breasts for?
Debra: You just said it.
Ray: Yeah, but you have breasts. I don't have breasts.
Debra: Pecs, I meant to say pecs.
Ray: I know what you said and I know what you meant. You meant my sagging breasts. I've had three kids too, you know.