Ray Quote #281
Quote from Ray in Father Knows Least
Frank: [enters] Hey, you got any Kleenex?
Marie: Don't give him any. We got five boxes open over there.
Frank: They're all halfway down. The tissues don't pop up anymore. You reach in, your hand gets stuck in the box.
Marie: Your hand gets stuck in the box because you shove it in like an animal.
Ray: Watch this. So, Ma, you think Dad's being wasteful and Dad, you think Mom's being unreasonable.
Frank: And a nag.
Marie: A nag? Oh, you bitter, miserable man.
Frank: Why do you think that is? Why do you think that is, Marie?
Marie: I'm sleeping here tonight.
Frank: Good! [exits]
Debra: [to Ray] Nice job, Professor.
Ray: [to Marie] No TV!
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Frank: Geez.
Robert: Oh, no.
Ray: One... Two. I'm not kidding. One, two... This is it. Two-and-a-half. Two-and-three-quarters. Let me tell you something, Ally. I don't know any more fractions, okay?