Ray Quote #275
Quote from Ray in Father Knows Least
Debra: Okay, here. This is perfect. You're 12 years old, and you refuse to shovel the snow off the driveway. Ray, could you please shovel the driveway?
Ray: No.
Debra: Okay, I understand, because shoveling the snow can be hard.
Ray: Yes, so why are you asking?
Debra: Because you're a member of this family and we help each other.
Ray: Yeah. Tough noogies.
Debra: All right, time-out.
Ray: What?
Debra: Time-out! Are you being Ray, the little kid or Ray, the big ass?
Ray: I'd like to be both.
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Frank: Geez.
Robert: Oh, no.
Ray: One... Two. I'm not kidding. One, two... This is it. Two-and-a-half. Two-and-three-quarters. Let me tell you something, Ally. I don't know any more fractions, okay?