Ray Quote #269

Quote from Ray in Father Knows Least

Ray: Okay, daughter. You have to go to Grandma's house.
Celia: I'm not going.
Ray: Well, you have to go. It's her birthday.
Celia: I hate when you make me do things!
Ray: Look, I'm not making you go, okay? It's Grandma's birthday. There aren't gonna be many more of them.
Celia: Oh, mmm. I'm gonna stop you just for a second, Ray. I don't think at this point, we need to discuss Grandma's mortality.
Debra: What are you doing, Ray?
Ray: I'm playing the game.

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Celia: Why do I have to go?
Ray: I don't know.
Celia: But why?
Ray: Because I said so! Huh? That was big when I was a kid.

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Celia: Let's just say I'm your daughter and I refuse to go to visit Grandma on her birthday.
Ray: Well, in this case, I happen to know Grandma, and I can't say I blame you.

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Ray: Look, just let me handle it, all right? Ally, I'm gonna give you to the count of three. If you don't start picking up your toys, no TV for a week.
Frank: Geez.
Robert: Oh, no.
Ray: One... Two. I'm not kidding. One, two... This is it. Two-and-a-half. Two-and-three-quarters. Let me tell you something, Ally. I don't know any more fractions, okay?