Ray Quote #258
Quote from Ray in Ray's on TV
Debra: I never thought you were going to be on television. You know what we could do? Let's put them all in a sentence. Say: "l asked you to put the asterisk with the cinnamon."
Ray: Cinnamom. Cinnamom! Cinnamom! Oh, my God, I'm a monkey. Did I say cinnamom on the show?
Debra: No, it's just a good thing to know for when we're at the lHOP. Come on, "l asked you to put the asterisk with the cinnamon."
Ray: I asked you.
Debra: Good.
Ray: to put the asterisk with the cinnamom. Cinna... All right, you know what? No more lHOP.
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Quote from Marie
Marie: Ray, we told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer, see? Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do. They all lie to their kids for their own good.
Ray: Other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children.
Marie: No, they don't.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ally drew another picture of our family and she still says that these monsters aren't your parents.
Ray: All right. So maybe they're not.
Debra: Ray, this one is bald, and this one's carrying a covered dish.
Ray: You know what? Save that. Someday a therapist may want to see it.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Listen, you got bigger problems than your little words there.
Ray: Like what?
Frank: Like scratching the microphone. Nobody could hear what the hell was going on!
Marie: Well, at least... At least the scratching kept him from waving his hands around like he was landing planes.
Frank: The microphone was much worse.
Marie: No.
Frank: It seemed like he'd never been on television before.
Marie: He's never been on television, but he's had his hands his whole life.