Ray Quote #47
Quote from Ray in Look, Don't Touch
Debra: Come on, can't you be honest? Look, Ray, if you saw someone pretty today, you could tell me.
Ray: I saw nothing.
Debra: Wow, she must be beautiful.
Ray: Look, she's Nemo's niece. How beautiful can she be, huh? You've seen Nemo. All right, look, some men might find her attractive. Nothing like you, though. Which means that you are the more attractive one. I... I have the right to an attorney.
Debra: Okay, so she's beautiful. That's all I wanted to know. No big deal.
Ray: Good. So it's over, done. All right, what's for dinner?
Debra: Lasagna. So would you sleep with her if we weren't married?
Ray: What? No!
Debra: Let's just pretend I didn't exist.
Ray: I don't like this ride. It's scary.
Debra: What are you afraid of?
Ray: [stops Debra from grating Parmesan] Look, if you didn't exist I'd never meet another woman because I'd be a sailor. I'd just sail around the world by myself married to the salt and the sea.
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‘Look, Don't Touch’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Hello, dear.
Debra: Oh, hi, how are you?
Marie: Good. Good. Where are the children?
Debra: Oh, I got them plugged in. Barney's in charge for the next half hour.
Marie: [chuckles] Well, enjoy your break. You deserve it, honey. I remember, before television, we actually had to be with the kids.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Just tell me one thing. Do you wish I looked like Angelina?
Ray: No, of course not. How could I tell you apart?
Debra: What is it with you guys? Why is it when one of you sees a pretty girl he becomes a basket case? Why is how a woman looks the most important thing?
Ray: That's God's way. That's why the eyes are in front. If what a woman said was the most important then the ears would be here. That's just natural selection. There were guys like that, but they died out.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Ray, wake up. Ray, wake up. Wake up.
Ray: [wakes up] There's pudding everywhere!
Debra: Ray, I think I hear something.
Ray: Does it sound like you talking?
Debra: Come on, Ray, I'm serious.
Ray: All right. All right. How come I'm the noise checker-outer?
Debra: Because it would look pathetic on the news if I were beaten up while you were sleeping. Careful, honey, it could be dangerous.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: And Ray if it's nothing dangerous, could you get me a yogurt?
Ray: Okay.
Debra: In fact get me a yogurt either way.