Ray Quote #52
Quote from Ray in Look, Don't Touch
Angelina: Hi, I think we spoke on the phone earlier. I'm Angelina.
Debra: Hi.
Angelina: Hi.
Ray: Oh, I'm sorry, that was rude of me. This is Debra, the little lady. I don't mean "little" in a size way, or "little" that she doesn't matter. She's my big lady. She's my great big lady.
Debra: Nice to meet you.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Look, Don't Touch’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Hello, dear.
Debra: Oh, hi, how are you?
Marie: Good. Good. Where are the children?
Debra: Oh, I got them plugged in. Barney's in charge for the next half hour.
Marie: [chuckles] Well, enjoy your break. You deserve it, honey. I remember, before television, we actually had to be with the kids.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Just tell me one thing. Do you wish I looked like Angelina?
Ray: No, of course not. How could I tell you apart?
Debra: What is it with you guys? Why is it when one of you sees a pretty girl he becomes a basket case? Why is how a woman looks the most important thing?
Ray: That's God's way. That's why the eyes are in front. If what a woman said was the most important then the ears would be here. That's just natural selection. There were guys like that, but they died out.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Ray, wake up. Ray, wake up. Wake up.
Ray: [wakes up] There's pudding everywhere!
Debra: Ray, I think I hear something.
Ray: Does it sound like you talking?
Debra: Come on, Ray, I'm serious.
Ray: All right. All right. How come I'm the noise checker-outer?
Debra: Because it would look pathetic on the news if I were beaten up while you were sleeping. Careful, honey, it could be dangerous.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: And Ray if it's nothing dangerous, could you get me a yogurt?
Ray: Okay.
Debra: In fact get me a yogurt either way.