Quote from Ray in Italy
Ray: How about that Giorgio guy? Debra: What? Ray: I saw him drinking my Listerine, that's what. Whole place is annoying. You gotta change money. That's a scam. Nobody sees that? How could they not see that? Tell you what, say what you want about New Jersey... [bath hose starts spraying] Debra: Ah! Ray, turn it off! Ray: Oh, my God. [Aunt Colletta comes over and starts trying to wrestle the hose away from Ray] Ray: Are you crazy? I'm taking a shower! Oh, my God! Oh, God. No! Debra: I would do what she says, Ray. Ray: No! Would everybody leave, please? Debra: Hey, you want me to get the video camera? Ray: No, would you stop hitting me, all right? You can't do this to me. I'm an American. [Aunt Colletta starts bathing Ray] This wasn't in the brochure.