[Debra's telling:]
Ray: Did we need a new can opener?
Debra: It's better. It cuts the can from the side so there's no sharp edges.
Ray: How does this thing work?
Debra: Look. See? You just put it on the can. You twist the thing, and it opens the can.
Ray: Mm. Great. A better can opener. [chuckles]
Debra: What's so funny?
Ray: Nothing! [sniffs finger] Oh, great. Would you look at this?! Oh my God. Tuna juice! Oh my God!
Debra: Here. Sweetie, use a fork.
Ray: Was there something wrong with the old can opener?!
Debra: Well, there's nothing wrong with this can opener.
Ray: No, nothing's wrong, honey. I would have preferred the tuna on bread but it's just as delicious right out of the sink!
Debra: You know, Ray, this is the can opener I bought because it was better. I mean it's not stupid. And and I'm not stupid.
Ray: What'd I say?!
[present:]
Robert: That bastard.