Marie: You know, there's no reason for Raymond to be the bad guy when Debra's so naturally good at it.
Debra: I'm not good at it.
Marie: Well, that was a compliment, dear. When my boys acted up, all I'd have to say is, "Wait till your father gets home."
Debra: Oh, I would love to be able to do that, but whenever I say, "Wait till your father gets home," the twins say, "Great. He works for us."
Ray: Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Marie: That's just the way it goes, honey. How could you ever be the bad guy?