Quote from Ray in Grandpa Steals
Debra: Ray, what happened with your Dad today at the supermarket? Ray: What do you mean? Debra: Ally's pretty upset. She said he was screaming and calling a man names. Ray: It was nothing. The produce guy accused him of stealing. Robert: Was he stealing? Ray: He was sampling the trail mix. Robert: You're not allowed to sample the trail mix. Ray: Hence the hullabaloo.