Quote from Ray in The Annoying Kid
Ray: That kid is no damn good. Debra: All this because you didn't get a third cannoli. Ray: No. No, how about the space gun on my chair? That could have been an embarrassing trip to the emergency room. Debra: Ray, come on, he wouldn't do that on purpose. He was just playing. Ray: He was not playing, okay? I'm a good judge of character. That kid, he knew exactly what he was doing. Debra: He's eight. Ray: That's 40 in weasel years.