Frank: Would you can it? I'm trying to watch the game here. Chips, Debra!
Ray: Hey, Dad, if you're gonna be like that, why don't you just watch the game at your own house?
Frank: I can't. Your mother's giving Marco another piano lesson.
Robert: Didn't he have one yesterday?
Frank: Every day for two weeks now.
Ray: Marco? The only thing I see that guy playing is the organ in a haunted house.