Ray: What's this?
Debra: That's the invitation to Tom and Mary Anne's baby shower this weekend.
Ray: Baby shower? Why is it addressed to both of us?
Debra: 'Cause you're invited, too. It's for couples.
Ray: Couples? Since when does the guy have to go to that? Come on, they're screwing with nature now.
Debra: You know, it's their first baby. They're still excited. Dear Ray and Debra, we hope each of our guests will make a presentation.
Ray: What?
Debra: You can recite a poem, do a skit. "The proud parents will tape it as a tribute for the child."
Ray: Tribute? Who's she got in there, Gandhi?