Debra: It was an accident. He told me he was gonna be in Madagascar for Thanksgiving, so just to be nice, you know, I said, "Oh, it's too bad you can't come too. We're gonna miss you." And then last night, he called and said he put the whole trip off and he's coming.
Ray: Oh, why are you nice?!
Debra: I know, but your mom said that my mom can stay at your house, and the kids'll stay in one room. My dad'll take our room...
Ray: Whoa. You gave your dad my bed? The man sleeps naked and spoons the pillow.
Debra: I'll get the pillow out of there.
Ray: Get the man outta there.
Debra: He's got a bad back. He needs the firm mattress. I'm sorry, Ray. What can I do? Look, they're coming, and we just have to both suffer through it.
Ray: Yeah, by "we" you mean me and my pillow. And by the way, you knew about this last night, and all I get is, "Hey, cutie"?
Debra: What do you want? [After Ray looks suggestively at Debra, she walks off]
Ray: Yeah. I'm just saying, this took five minutes, that takes three.