Marie: I'd like to know something: Who is he, Frank? Who is he?
Frank: I told you, he's a kid who used to hang around the office.
Marie: Well, how come you never told me about him?
Frank: I don't know.
Marie: Just tell me, is he your son?
Frank: What?!
Amy: Oh, Marie! We were just joking about that.
Marie: Who was it, Frank? Harriet Lichtman?
Frank: Oh, come on!
Marie: Is this boy really Sammy Lichtman, your love child?
Frank: Love child?! You're nuts, lady!
Marie: Oh, yeah? You think I don't see he's bald? You missed brunch today. You missed a ham, Frank. And in 47 years of marriage, you have never turned your back on pork!