Debra: I swear, Ray, the only time you call me during the day is when you want me to tape stuff for you because you're running late.
Ray: Not "stuff". Games that I have to watch for work, okay? So I can buy food and electricity for the children! By the way, I don't know why I ask you to tape anything 'cause you never do it right!
Frank: Yeah!
Ray: She can't figure out the damn VCR! How hard is it to tape something? I mean, if I can do it... [gasps] Faker!
Debra: What?
Ray: You could use the VCR, but you don't want to, so you pretend not to be able to. Faker!
Debra: That is idiotic.
Ray: No, it's right-iotic! Well, the shoe's on the other foot now! Uncomfortable and smelly, is it not?