Debra: Oh, come on, Ray! You make jokes about those slipcovers all the time.
Marie: You joke about my slipcovers?
Ray: No way. No, that's not my style.
Debra: What did you just say about the plastic and the powder room and the guest towels?
Marie: Tell me, Raymond.
Ray: Just, you know, it's like, there's the china that we never use and there's towels that we never touch. It's like you're saving everything for a special occasion that hasn't happened yet. It's not even a joke. It's more like a humorous observation.
Frank: He's right. What are those little towels with the gold fringe for? For when the Pope comes over here to use the downstairs can?
Marie: Be quiet.
Frank: I'm using 'em.
Marie: No, you're not! Are you happy now, Raymond?