Quote from Marie in Pilot
Marie: Raymond, come in, honey. Ray: Hi, Mom. Marie: Your brother's working and your father's out buying one of those bowls for your toilet. So I got the whole house to myself. Is that my large fork? Ray: Yeah, it is. That's why I came by here. I wanted to return this. Marie: Well, I didn't want to say anything, but that happens to be a very good fork. Ray: I know. That's why it took so long. I love it.