Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Tasha
Chris: I think I'm going to get Tasha to be my girlfriend. Greg: Wow, what a coincidence. Chris: How's that? Greg: I think I'm gonna get Janet Jackson to be my girlfriend, and once we both achieve the impossible, we can go on a double date. We'll go to the Playboy Mansion. Adult Chris: [v.o.] And the girls will leave with Pauly Shore.