Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates the Car
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, I was showing up later than a Black man at a custody hearing. Greg: Dude, you're really late. This isn't a custody hearing, you know. Chris: I know. You won't believe what happened. Greg: Somebody broke into your car and stole your textbooks and homework? Here. Chris: Where'd you find these? Greg: I didn't find them. I bought them. I was trying to get some bootleg college textbooks from this guy and he offered to throw these in for half price. You owe me ten bucks.