Quote from Greg in Everybody Hates Spring Break
Adult Chris: [v.o.] After I talked to the cops, I was hoping they were drawing a whole new conclusion. Greg: Man, I hope this is over. Chris: Trust me. Unlike you, I described a guy they'll never be able to find. Kristoff St. John. Greg: Thanks for making me breakfast, Chris, but can you go down to Doc's and get some orange juice? I hate to ask, but, you know, I can't walk. Adult Chris: [v.o.] And you won't be able to eat when I hit you upside the head with the frying pan. Chris: It's raining. Greg: Dude, you hit me with a car, broke my leg, and then made me lie to the cops. I think the least you can do is get me some OJ. Chris: Fine.