Adult Chris: [v.o.] Back at school, there was only one person more excited about me boxing than me.
Greg: Dude, you're learning the way of the pugilist. The sweet science of fisticuffs.
Chris: I'm just learning the basics.
Greg: Yeah, if that's the case, maybe you can understand why Tyson's gonna dismantle Bonecrusher.
Chris: Oh, you wish.
Greg: I heard they're having a closed-circuit screening at Madison Square Garden, but it's been sold out for months. Dude, I'd do anything to see that fight.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Would you fight Mike Tyson?