Chris: I don't know, man. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
Greg: What are you talking about?
Chris: I just wish Caruso would leave me alone, and I feel like if I get my revenge, I'll be no better than him.
Greg: Yeah, I guess you're right. You should be the bigger man. You should just forget about that time he hit you with paint balloons. Or about the time he egged you on Halloween. Or the time he stole your picture day clothes. Go ahead, let the cycle of violence continue. You know what they say.
Chris: What do they say?
Greg: All it takes for evil to prevail is for a few good men to do nothing.
Joey Caruso: Out of my way, Count Chocula. I got places to be.
Greg: You're a better man than me.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Oh, we'll see about that.