Quote from John Allen Hill in Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
Carla: Oh, good, my package from Amityville has arrived. John: Ah, Miss Tortelli. Tell me, is that a new hairdo or did someone toss a toaster in your bathtub? [chuckling] What am I saying? What would you be doing in a bathtub? Carla: Cleaning you out of the drain. John: Yeasty oil slick. Carla: Bladder polyp. John: Manwich. Carla: Perverted goat boy. John: Sluttish mole. Carla: 7:00 tonight? John: Make it 6:30. Carla: That man is the foulest, most disgusting, hideous creature to ever walk the face of this earth, and he's all mine.