Bernard: I'll be finished in about an hour. Tell me something. You ever seen the ceiling of a phone truck?
Rebecca: [grabs his ear] Listen, buster. You get my phones working or I'll come down on you with a sexual harassment suit that'll make your head spin that is if there's a neck in there somewhere!
Bernard: All right! All right! Phew! Your service'll be back on in a couple of hours! Phew! [to Sam] Lesbian, huh? You'd be surprised how many of those I run into in a day.