Quote from John Allen Hill in My Son, the Father
John: Sam? Sam: Stay for this. This should be fun. Yes, John? John: Let's get down to brass tacks, Sam. Absurd as it may sound, you and your scary spider... Sam: That's a crab. Crab. John: Forgive me. You and your scary crab are driving my customers away, so let's settle this right now. I'll pay for your dental bill and add, say, uh, $500 in cash. Sam: It's a deal. [they shake hands] [John starts coughing after he eats a pretzel from the ber] Sam: You all right, man? John: There's a rock in your pretzel dish, Sam. That is deliberate negligence. Sam: Oh, it is not! Come on, man, you put that there. I- Wha- John: [takes a picture of Sam holding the pretzels and the rock] A picture is worth a thousand words, Sam.