Rebecca: I always hated this night.
Norm: Why?
Rebecca: Well, when I was a kid, my folks used to move around so much that they never really got to know the neighbors, so they didn't trust them. So when all the other little kids had their costumes on, and they were trick-or-treating, all I was allowed to do was stand at our front door and pass out candies. I could hardly wait till I was an adult, so I could enjoy Halloween, you know, and not spend all my time serving everybody else.
Norm: Ah. That's too bad. Could you pass those pretzels, please?
Rebecca: [moaning] Darn!