Quote from Rebecca in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Woody: Miss Howe? Last night the shopping channel was a consumer bonanza, and I took advantage of it. Their loss is your gain. First, I got you a genuine gold-look bracelet with 200 real sapphires. Rebecca: Oh, Woody. First of all, you have to stop buying me gifts. And second of all, you have to learn that sapphires are blue. Woody: Okay, but you can't say no to a new and improved snackmaster and a portable solar-powered telephone. Rebecca: Woody, I cannot accept these. People are going to get the wrong idea. Woody: What, that I have a crush on you? Rebecca: No, that I like crap.