Quote from Norm in The Two Faces of Norm
Norm: Wait a second, man, you got it all wrong. Rudy: Oh, save it for the stage, Anton! Norm: What? Rudy: Man, this is reality! Norm: Huh? [shouts] All right, I am Kreitzer! Do you wanna go back to work for me? Yeah, man, I'd love working for a psycho. Rudy: Gosh, man, you're pathetic. Norm: Wait a minute! Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! Come on now! I'm not Kreitzer, I'm Norm Peterson. I swear to god. I can prove it to you. Watch this. [enters the bar] Afternoon, everyone. All: Anton!