Rebecca: [answers phone] Hello, Cheers. Oh, hi, Jeff. Oh, gee, that's disappointing. No, it's no bother, I don't mind. Okay, bye.
Sam: Oh, dear. Sounds like some heart specialist decided to stay home and wash his hair tonight.
Rebecca: He did not. He has an emergency bypass.
Sam: Yeah, he had to bypass you. [guys laugh]
Rebecca: I'm telling you the truth.
Sam: Boy, you know, it's so pathetic when you're all dolled up and no place to go, isn't it?
Woody: Oh, Sam, that reminds me. Jacqueline called. She can't make it tonight.
Rebecca: You're right, Sam. That is pathetic. But I'm sure your date didn't have any lousy excuse like heart surgery.
Sam: As a matter of fact, she's very sick.
Rebecca: Sick of you. [Carla and Rebecca scream]