Rebecca: Oh! I just don't believe this! And he seemed like such a nice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Cliff: Rebecca Howe, this smacks of treason. I've got a good mind to place you under arrest.
Rebecca: Cliff, if you had a good mind, you would still be stupid.
Sam: Hey, come on. Why would anyone who has a super job, makes a great living, and can shop at any PX in the world, want to steal your earrings?
Rebecca: You saw them. They were gorgeous.
Cliff: All right, that's it. Rebecca Howe, I would like your social security number.
Rebecca: Oh, Cliff, shut up.