Quote from Norm in One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
Cliff: Oh, yeah, I know, Norm, that's a that's a beautiful birdie you got there on the ninth. Norm: Thank you. Frasier: Oh, so you guys were playing golf today, huh? Cliff: Yeah, nothing like bashing the old pill around, huh? Young Woody Nicklaus here broke 80. Norm: All right; good man. Frasier: Hey, really? You shot under 80 for 18 holes? Woody: Well, no actually, it was 17. Norm: Yeah, the 18th hole is the windmill. If you're stupid enough to play that one, it's going to eat your little colored ball. Frasier: You were playing miniature golf. Norm: Oh, yeah. Do you have any idea how long those real golf courses are?