Quote from Norm in Dark Imaginings
Norm: Boy, I envy Sammy his carefree lifestyle. Carla: Yeah. Norm: Night after night, he dates pretty girls, while I sit here and wrestle with the world's problems. Carla: You do not. Norm: What do you mean? Last night, I let out that moan at the thought of nuclear war. Carla: It wasn't because of nuclear war. It was because we ran out of beer nuts. Norm: It was a combination of the two.