Quote from Rebecca in Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
Rebecca: Listen, I need your help. Listen, my my dad can be kind of critical, so let's not go into some of the dumber things that I've done while I've worked here. Carla: Well, what are we gonna talk to him about? Rebecca: I don't know. You could talk to him about anything. Talk to him about the weather. Just my dad sort of thinks that I'm some sort of screw up. All: No! Rebecca: Very funny. It all started when my dad took me as a little girl on a tour of his aircraft carrier, and I well, to make a long story short, I... I shot something off the boat. One international incident, and I am branded for life.