Quote from Esther Clavin in Ma Always Liked You Best
Cliff: So, uh, Ma, what made you decide to blow into town all of a sudden? Esther Clavin: Well, you know how much I enjoy the historically rich sport of dog racing. Cliff: Who doesn't? Esther Clavin: It turned out I enjoyed it a bit too much last Friday, and, uh, let's just say I owe some people some money. Norm: Whoops. Esther Clavin: Well, the dog I put all my money on, apparently had a parasitic condition. He scooted the last 75 yards. He got the most laughs, but they don't pay on laughs.