Quote from Rebecca in The Visiting Lecher
Rebecca: Why you filthy... Okay, fine, fine. There is a chambermaid in the room. Explain it. Mrs. Crandell: A chambermaid in a hotel? Will wonders never cease. Sam: You know, actually, we're going to be running along here. Rebecca: No, we're not going to be running along. All right. How about the fiddler, huh? Dr. Crandell: I was lonely. I was going to have him play our song all night. Rebecca: All right, all right. So have your loving husband explain why the four of us were in that closet. Mrs. Crandell: You were there. You mean you don't know? Rebecca: Yes, I know. Because you are the scariest bitch we would ever want to meet. Mrs. Crandell: And you are a little tramp. Rebecca: Tramp? Why, I ought to put you... I'm going to kill your husband! I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill you! He's stupid, he's a fraud! He's a psycho! He's a...! I'm going to hunt you down and kill you like a dog! And why don't you get yourself some new socks, buster?! Sam: Um... Uh, I can explain everything here. She just wanted to convince me that she's not crazy.