Cory: "Eric Matthews. Look at me. Look at me. A one woman show."
Eric: Oh, yeah, "man". See for me this would be "man".

Eric: I am now five again. Kindergarten. And I don't know which cubbie is mine.

Eric: It's about time you kids got home. It's almost eleven o'clock. I was worried sick. I had Feeny looking for you. I called the police.
Amy: Really?
Eric: No, didn't even know you left.