Alan Quote #1

Quote from Alan in On the Fence

Cory: Hey dad, how about some quality time with your son?
Alan: I can't. I'm spending some quality time with your toilet.

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 ‘On the Fence’ Quotes

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: I think you'll like my paper. What a major freakoid that Ed Poe must have been.
Mr. Feeny: You have no idea how major a freakoid.

Quote from Alan

Alan: You had to have a house. Remember the apartment? Remember before the children? Before we were married? Before we knew each other? Remember how happy we were?
*Amy kicks Alan*
Alan: Remember when you know when I was kidding?

Quote from Mr. Feeny

Cory: I was thinking. Autumn's here and winter's just around the corner.
Mr. Feeny: That's typically the pattern.