Topanga: As you look back on your first year at John Adams, what would you consider you greatest accomplishment and why?
Cory: Let's see. I mean, there's so many.
Shawn: It's hard to pick just one.
Cory: There was the time we-
Shawn: No, no, that wasn't us.
Cory: Well, what about the time we-
Shawn: Also not us.
Topanga: You guys are the two most pathetic students in this school.
Shawn: That's an accomplishment.