George Sr.: George Michael is going to that new age feel-goodery? I don't think that's a good idea. They're going to poison him against you. Remember what happened when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school? All of a sudden I was the bad guy to her.
[flashback:]
Lindsay: And you don't respect Mom and you don't respect women.
Woman: [to George Sr.] Are you married?
George Sr.: Damn school.
[present:]
George Sr.: I said to the teacher, I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you."
Narrator: George Sr. did more than just say it. He sent the man a basket of poisoned muffins.
[news report from 1979:]
John Beard: Do you know the Muffin Man? There's a reward in it if you do. Then-- would you like some foam in your coffee? It's called a cuppakeno and wait till you see what it costs.