George Sr.: Anyway, I was halfway down to Panama, and I saw something in the local paper.
Narrator: What he saw was a story about his wife giving mouth-to-mouth to a homeless man. But he knew the truth, she was kissing his brother.
George Michael: Well, I understand what that feels like. I was dumped today. And the bad part is I can't even tell Dad how upset I am about it because he'll think I should just be upset about you.
George Sr.: He wouldn't be wrong.
George Michael: What?
George Sr.: Seems like we're going through the same thing. Why don't we keep each other's secrets?
George Michael: Yeah, okay.
George Sr.: Listen, if you pass a mini-mart, Pop-Pop gets a treat?