Quote from Lucille in Queen B.
Narrator: And so it was Lucille who did the questioning of her new star witness, Lucille 2 Lucille: Thank you so much for coming to be my witness. You're such a large shareholder... Oh. I've made a pun. Lucille Austero: Oh, how could I not do it for my oldest friend? Oh! Now I've gone and done a double. Lucille: [laughs] A double. Like your pre-surgery chin. Lucille Austero: Or your post- breakfast drink. Oh, I wish you'd come to my rehab clinic. But anything to help that Keystone Cop family of yours. Lucille: Keystone Cops? Your references are as fresh as the wallpaper in the room of that pretend child you've had all these years. But, my friend... Lucille Austero: You're right, I shouldn't joke. None of your family showed up, you poor thing. This is such a black mark on all of you. Lucille: You should know about black marks. Your pillow must look like a Rorschach Test. Not that there'd be anyone to see it. So, as I was saying...