Mary: I want to know what's really going on between you and Frank.
Dick: We just had a little misunderstanding, that's all.
Mary: So, are you saying you're gay or not?
Dick: What I'm saying... is this. [kisses Mary]
Mary: So, are you gay or not?
Dick: Mary, I am not gay.
Mary: Good.
Dick: You believe me?
Mary: Yes, I do.
Dick: Good.
Mary: I do believe you. So, you're not gay?
Dick: No, I'm not gay. I promise you. I am not gay.
Mary: Uh-huh. [exits]
Dick: [quietly to himself] I'm an alien. Oh, God, I wish I was gay!