Quote from Sally in Superstitious Dick
Sally: You know that song Macho Man? Tommy: Mm-hmm. Sally: He's who they're singing about. Tommy: So I guess rugged good looks and broad shoulders really do it for you women. Sally: Oh, please. Lots of guys have that. But Justin- Justin can fix things. He can build things. He's got a belt full of tools. A... A tool belt, if you will. Tommy: How am I supposed to compete with guys like that? I mean, look at me. My arms are stick-thin. I shave, like, once a month. My ass is flat. Sally: Sweetie, listen to me. Don't be so hard on yourself, Okay? I mean, I'm sure there are a lot of girls who are more than willing to settle for a tiny, little wussy like you. Tommy: That helped very little.