Don: Oh, don't sweat it, Tommy. It's just a harmless crush. Kinda like the one I used to have on Joe Namath. [off Tommy's look] It's not something I'm proud of.
Tommy: But it's not a harmless crush, Don. She's crazy about him. He's just more of a man than I am.
Don: Well, guys like us are always gonna lose out to guys like that. At least I can give 'em speeding tickets.
Tommy: Yeah, but what can I do?
Don: That's something you're gonna have to figure out for yourself, Tommy. That's part of what becoming a man is all about.
Tommy: You're just saying that 'cause you don't know how to help me.
Don: I'm dry.