Quote from Sally in Moby Dick
Sally: Oh, Dick, just be thankful you're a man. You know, I mean, you guys can get away with it. Dick: Oh, you don't know what you're talking about. Sally: Oh, don't I? You know, the only time a woman is allowed to get fat is when she's pregnant, but she can't even enjoy it because she's barfing all the time and her boobs are turning into a restaurant. But men can balloon up to the size of a Volkswagen and still get dates. Dick: Well, that's great! Sally: Oh, not you, Dick. You're sloppy fat.