Quote from Dick in I Brake for Dick
Dick: Object A, a 2,358-pound Rambler American from 1964, traveling at 45 miles per hour collides with object B, a tiny chipmunk weighing a mere eight ounces. Now, who can calculate the psychological toll this bloody collision will take on the driver? Caryn: Dr. Solomon, you hit a chipmunk? Dick: [whimpers] Yes.